Funniest joke

Little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and
starts
yelling,
''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a
little
Elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the taxi driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunker and your mom
was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a taxi driver!''

Career Song

Career Song - The 8 stages ...

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek
din.....

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi
re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa
kuch khabar mere yaarki...

4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere
jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja...
pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...

8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan,
marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan.........

Gurlz r impossible 2 please

Gurlz r impossible 2 please

If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.

If you kiss her,
She thinks you are not a
gentleman.
If you don’t,
She thinks you are not a man.

If you praise her,
She thinks you are a liar.
If you don’t she thinks,
You are good for nothing.

If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring.
If you don’t she accuses,
You for double crossing.

If you visit another girl,
She accuses you for being
cheat.
If she is visited by another
guy,
She says “oh..! its natural! we
are girls..!

If you propose love within a
brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why

If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts,
Your love and is not glad.

If you attempt romance,.
She thinks you don’t respect
her.
If you don’t,
She thinks you don’t like her.

If you listen,
She wants to talk .
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.

Oh women..! you are soo simple,
Yet soo complex….

You are soo weak,
Yet soo powerful…..

Your soo confusing,
Yet soo desira

What is LOVE???

If you love some one because
You think that she is really gorgeous...
Then it's not love..
It's - INFATUATION. . .



If you love some one because
You think that you shouldn't leave her because
Others think that you shouldn't ...
Then it's not love..
It's - COMPROMISE. . .



If you love some one because
You think that you cannot live with out her touch ....
Then it's not love ..
It's - LUST. . .



If you love some one because
You have been kissed by her ...
Then it's not love..
It's - INFERIORITY COMPLEX............



If you love some one because
You cannot leave her thinking that it would hurt her feelings ..
Then it's not love ............
It's - CHARITY................




If you love some one because
You share every thing with her ...........
Then it's not love........
It's - FRIENDSHIP...........



But if you feel the pain of the other person
More than him even when she is stable
and you cry for her .........
That's - LOVE . . . ......

Life Without A Girlfriend - Cool !

please read this carefullly & enjoy the maximum  of ur life

Life Without A Girlfriend - Cool !

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

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1. You can stare at any Girl....... 

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2. You don't have to spend money on her. 

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. 

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. 

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.  

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.   

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin less. 

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense. 

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. 

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19. No tension. 

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20. You can be "urself" 

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

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